What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Rikishi calls for WWE writers to be fired for botching Jey Uso’s world title run - Cageside Seats

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Moonraker

Is it wrong that I picked to be a Christian (as a teenager/14-year-old) even with knowing all of the information about other religions/atheism?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Do you anal play alone?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?